I got eyes that are able to see the number of times various acts are done (I got eyes) - Chapter 2 - Episode 4

Chapter 2

Episode 4 The Countermeasure Going Forward

TLed by: TanoshiKara

|So, what do you mean by strategy?|

This was before the first period.

When I was preparing my math textbook and notes, I was notified by Cuare that Kokone had trespassed into the apartment I was living in.

I thought there was no way, but to think that she would do it this soon. And I never would have thought that I would become the target of an investigation that goes as far as trespassing in my room.

Ain't this illegal entry? I would normally report this, but...... What should I do?

Rather, hasn't the place I'm living at been trespassed too many times? By my childhood friend, by a deity, and by a ninja.

......Other than my childhood friend, the rest would normally be existences that should not exist, so what in the world should I even do?

Well, I am living with the deity right now, though.

Leaving these head-scratching problems aside for a later time for now, I am now discussing the countermeasure going forward with Cuare.

|Put simply, capture! In other words, make her fall for you!!|

|Rejected|

|Ehhhh! I thought it was a good strategy thoughhh... From the perspective of a Deity of Love|

|Ah, come to think of it, you are a Deity of Love, huh|

|Eh!? W-Wait a minuteee! Stop saying it as if you forgottt! Ain't I the Deity of Love no matter how you look at me?|

Whoops, couldn't help but say what I was thinking. That said, to think that this deity still thinks she's the Deity of Love. Thinking about it rationally, looking back, there is probably no person who thinks that she's the Deity of Love.

Staying cooped up in her room all the time. Enjoying the Internet, games, manga, and anime without helping out whatsoever with the household chores and making a wave of selfish demands to me, the person she was supposed to support.

Furthermore, from the time we met, she wore my jersey without asking me and has been wearing it ever since.

......No matter how I look at it or think about it, she has not convinced me that she is a deity, let alone the Deity of Love.

I, too, have thought that I have recently gotten used to being Cuare's caretaker.

|...Ah, uh-huh|

|Erm, what's with that pause earlier?|

"Alriiight. Sit down, you all. Class is starting"

Oh, the teacher is here.

|Well then, I have to focus on my classes as a student, so. You behave yourself|

|Wait! At least tell me whether Rei thinks of me as a deity!|

|It's alright. I think of you as a deity|

Yeap, I actually know that she is a deity.

|T-That's a relief......|

|That's right. Actually, I tried making some pudding as I was thinking of dessert after the meal. Let me know your thoughts later|

|Yaaay, it's puddinggg!|

With that, she'll probably behave herself for a while.

Well then, I guess I should think about some of my own countermeasures going forward.

. . . .

"Sorry for asking such a thing of you"

"I don't mind at all. It's just the right time, when I'm free"

Lunchtime on a certain weekend.

Hakumine-senpai contacted me when I was keeping Cuare company as usual.

It seems like he wanted to go shopping together.

He wrote it in quite a reserved manner, but Miya and Kenta had things to do today, so I was free.

Eh? Cuare? Well, I can play with her at any time, so I ignored her when she called out to stop me and got to where Hakumine-senpai was.

By the way, Miya is helping out with the café. Kenta seems to have gone to a handshake event of his favorite voice actresses.

I was invited as well, but I passed on it this time.

"Still, I never thought you would come looking like that"

"I-Is that so?"

I had thought that I would be going shopping with Hakumine-senpai as usual. However, when I headed to our meeting spot, he was there, crossdressed as Rio.

"And, unlike your usual outfits, it's a little less flashy"

The Rio we know was someone who wore clothes with many frills, like those worn by a western doll.

However, he is wearing clothes that would blend in with ordinary people this time.

A white hoody, light blue short pants, and black tights. He is carrying a small bag on his back.

"Ehehe. I thought this type of clothing would be nice too. Also, those clothes are cute, but, erm......they stand out, so"

That is true. Even if this is the two-dimensional world, those western clothes stand out.

Even if I take a look around me, I cannot find any person who is wearing clothes with that many frills for now.

"And, my family members said that they wanted to see a more boyish type of crossdressing......"

Hakumine's family has many females, and his mother, older sister, and younger sister love cute things. Also, it seems like they had a huge influence on why Hakumine-senpai turned out like this.

"This Newsboy cap was something my elder sister went out of her way to buy"

"Ohh, so that's called a Newsboy cap"

A cap that, unlike usual caps, is puffy.

I saw it in anime and manga, but I never knew its name.

"Our argument over a ribbon or a cap continued for over an hour, was itt......" Hakumine-senpai said with distant eyes.

I guess Senpai has his own problems, huh.

"So that means we're going shopping today to de-stress?"

"S-Sorry. I did think I should go alone, but......Erm," Hakumine-senpai said as he scratched his cheeks shyly.

"I thought it would be nice to go with friends"

Hmmmm, as expected, this is a destructive attack even if I know that he's a boy. I do think that Hakumine-senpai was saying what he thought from the bottom of his head though.

"I did invite people besides Rei-kun, but they had something to do"

"In that case, this is a date, huh"

"D-Date!?"

"Hahaha. I'm joking"

"Don't surprise me like that! Rei-kun!!"

|As I thought. Is that what it is?|

|No|

I definitely do not have that sort of interest.

"So, I'm fine with shopping, but. Can I ask one question?"

"What?"

I wanted to ask this one question at least.

"Why crossdress?"

"......Erm"

I felt bad for destroying the mood, but I wanted to ask no matter what. Ask him that there is no need to crossdress if he wants to go shopping to destress, right?

After Hakumine-senpai stayed silent for a while after I asked my question.

"Because I wanted to walk around in t-this outfit"

"......Senpai is unexpectedly bold, huh"

"Uu......"

Feeling that he was unexpectedly bold once again, Hakumine-senpai's face remained red for a while after that.

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